Deadpan Thoughts

This morning the world has just witnessed the longest solar eclipse of this century. It was best viewed from a small village in India called Taregna in the eastern state of Bihar, where it was visible for a full earth shaking 3:50 mins. Funnily enough the word Taregna in Hindi means counting stars, how appropriate [...]

Ladies and Gentlemen, We proudly present to you… The Rope, by Alfred Hitchcock. The time has come to unravel the mystery of who strangled Hasan! A game of cat and mouse, interjected with amusing scenes by the aunt and the housemaster, heated debate between old lovers, and rekindled romance between the housekeeper and her crush [...]

watch?v=RPXay_v53vo] Press play before reading on… I take my soundtrack sounds very seriously, they’re what im listening to when I write, and I want you to be taken to the same place.. …yes, that place. When saying goodbye is the hardest thing to do. Even if its just for a little while. If there’s one [...]

It stood tall, proud..slanting to one side.. Gleaming in the street lights… … The bright orange rims stood out against the liquid black and chrome.. The bike roared to life. She slipped on the helmet, fastening it.. His silhouette stood out against the dim moonlight. He rode it round, she climbed on… Inquisitive eyes bore [...]

Another day in Pakistan and another meeting between the coalition forces, no no not the Nato ones we have not invited them over here just yet. I mean the grand democratic coalition of Slicktop and Faketop who have yet again spent many an hour deliberating over the judges issue and have come up with no [...]

Fear had set in her heart… She lay in the darkness, motionless – but the pattern of her breathing gave away her peaceful demeanor -  ragged, semi-awake. She turned on her side to emit a series of hacking coughs. The form shifted back into it’s original position, having emitted an s.o.s through morse code – [...]